Friday, June 25, 2010

The Office Part V

                                                                                                                                                                          

[Erin covers her face with her hair]
Michael Scott:What are you doin'? What are you doing.
Erin:In the foster home my hair was my room. [starts yelling under her hair]
Michael Scott:Ok, ok. You know what? You know what? Everybody's looking at you now.[yelling] I'll have what she's having!


                                                                                                                                                                         
Michael Scott:You know what, I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. Everyone here knows that I can't and won't keep a secret.

                                                                                                                                                                         
Michael Scott:I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.

                                                                                                                                                                         
Michael Scott:We are not always going to be there, to coddle your heart back, when it disappears to be working. What are you going to do when your heart stops?
Stanley:I would die.
Michael Scott:And you're okay with that?
Stanley:I'm okay with the logic of it.

                                                                                                                                                                         
Phyllis:It is a big deal. You almost killed Stanley.
Dwight Schrute:Yeah. Right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced him not to exercise. Now take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign this, ok? Make a line. Let's form a line right here. ... Sign it. Sign it!

                                                                                                                                                                         
Dwight:               Girl scouts? I don't know. I think it is kind of dangerous to teach young girls self-esteem and                  leadership skills.
                                                                                                                                                                         

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