Does anyone know how much I love The Office? Seriously, I think it is the funniest show ever and I can watch it all the time. I can also read quotes from it all the time. It just gives me a small laugh when I need it.
So, everyday this week I am going to post my favorite quotes from The Office. Hope you enjoy.
| Michael Scott: | ...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai. |
| Stanley: | It's collard greens. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Stanley: | It's collard greens. |
| Michael Scott: | That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's. |
| Michael Scott: | Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. |
| Michael Scott: | I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate. |
| Dwight Schrute: | If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth? |
| Phyllis: | I do! |
| [cut to talking head] |
| Dwight Schrute: | No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols. |
| Toby: | Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want. |
| Michael Scott: | You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it. |
| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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