Monday, June 21, 2010

The Office Part I

Does anyone know how much I love The Office? Seriously, I think it is the funniest show ever and I can watch it all the time. I can also read quotes from it all the time. It just gives me a small laugh when I need it.

So, everyday this week I am going to post my favorite quotes from The Office. Hope you enjoy.

Michael Scott:...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai.
Stanley:It's collard greens.
Michael Scott:What?
Stanley:It's collard greens.
Michael Scott:That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive.


Dwight Schrute:Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.


Michael Scott:Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.


Michael Scott:I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.


Dwight Schrute:If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth?
Phyllis:I do!
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute:No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols.


Toby:Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want.
Michael Scott:You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it.


Ryan:Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott:It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan:I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott:Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?