| Michael Scott: | Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been work, everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve-- I left my cell phone here. |
| Jan: | How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that? |
| Michael Scott: | People work faster after. |
| Jan: | Magically. |
| Michael Scott: | No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie. |
| Michael Scott: | Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office, loves the work, he is however, an idiot. |
| Dwight Schrute: | What was your mile time? |
| Toby: | 'Bout seven. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard. |
| Toby: | Well that has wheels. |
| Michael Scott: | Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is. |
| Ryan: | Updating emergency contacts? |
| Pam Beesly: | Well, is that really a priority? |
| Michael Scott: | Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam. |
| Michael Scott: | New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name. |
| Toby: | We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we? |
| Michael Scott: | Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. |
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OMG that was SOOO funny.
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