Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Office Part III

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been work, everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve-- I left my cell phone here.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Jan:How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?
Michael Scott:People work faster after.
Jan:Magically.
Michael Scott:No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office, loves the work, he is however, an idiot.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Dwight Schrute:What was your mile time?
Toby:'Bout seven.
Dwight Schrute:Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby:Well that has wheels.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
Ryan:Updating emergency contacts?
Pam Beesly:Well, is that really a priority?
Michael Scott:Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Toby:We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?
Michael Scott:Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.

                                                                                                                                                                         

1 comments:

Charlie Down Under said...

OMG that was SOOO funny.