Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Office Part III

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been work, everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve-- I left my cell phone here.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Jan:How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?
Michael Scott:People work faster after.
Jan:Magically.
Michael Scott:No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office, loves the work, he is however, an idiot.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Dwight Schrute:What was your mile time?
Toby:'Bout seven.
Dwight Schrute:Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby:Well that has wheels.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
Ryan:Updating emergency contacts?
Pam Beesly:Well, is that really a priority?
Michael Scott:Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Toby:We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?
Michael Scott:Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Office Part II

                                                                                                                                                                        

Stanley:Chocolate.
Michael Scott:Racism is dead, Stanley. You can have any kind of ice cream you want.

                                                                                                                                                                        

Dwight Schrute:Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim Halpert:Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Dwight Schrute:Okay, tell him that that's not true.
Jim Halpert:Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight Schrute:Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!

                                                                                                                                                                        

Michael Scott:Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
Dwight Schrute:Of course.
Michael Scott:What about Oscar?
Dwight Schrute:Absolutely not.
Michael Scott:Well, he is.
Dwight Schrute:Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...

                                                                                                                                                                      

Michael Scott:I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family! He is like a son to me.
                                                                                                                                                                       

Michael Scott:David here it is. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.
Michael Scott:[cut to talking head] Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

                                                                                                                                                                        

Michael Scott:I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and have worms.

                                                                                                                                                                        

Michael Scott:You know when people say, getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That's? The best thing? Really? Yugh!

                                                                                                                                                                        

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Office Part I

Does anyone know how much I love The Office? Seriously, I think it is the funniest show ever and I can watch it all the time. I can also read quotes from it all the time. It just gives me a small laugh when I need it.

So, everyday this week I am going to post my favorite quotes from The Office. Hope you enjoy.
                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:...some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai.
Stanley:It's collard greens.
Michael Scott:What?
Stanley:It's collard greens.
Michael Scott:That doesn't make sense. You don't call them 'collard people'... that's offensive.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Dwight Schrute:Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Michael Scott:I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.

                                                                                                                                                                       

Dwight Schrute:If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth?
Phyllis:I do!
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute:No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols.

                                                                                                                                                                       

Toby:Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want.
Michael Scott:You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it.

                                                                                                                                                                         

Ryan:Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott:It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan:I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott:Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

This Week

Chris and I are taking a vacation.

We are going here


and here
and here
and here
Can anyone guess where we are going?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Vera Bradley

A long time ago, I was introduced to Vera Bradley. Her bags/purses are so amazing. And so expensive! (For me. I guess compared to $700 purses, these aren't bad at less than $100.

I was introduced to the bags when I worked at the BYU Bookstore in school supplies. One of my co-workers had convinced the head of the department to carry the bags. (The backpacks) So he contacted Vera Bradley who basically said "no".

Really? Who says no when someone wants to order from you. But it turns out that Vera Bradley is very exclusive and the stores who carry it have to fit a certain standard. So I had never seen a store carry them.

Until now. Chris and I went to some antique/speciality shops and they had a whole section of Vera Bradley.


I still love them. I the ones I love the most are the baby bags. Unless I decide to make a cuter one myself when the time comes, I am totally going to splurge to get one.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Miss Kali


While practicing my photography, I snapped this just as Kali heard some other animal move. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Lost Finale

Yes, it's been over three weeks but I wanted to give everyone a chance to watch the finale before I spoiled it  I'm lazy.

Short answer: I loved it.

I have not been an avid watcher of Lost. Chris and I started watching it a year ago mostly because Blockbuster had a special of renting as many DVDs as you wanted in one week for $10. We couldn't decided on any other TV show, so we picked Lost.

I will still say that I am glad I didn't start at the beginning. I would have given up on the show at the beginning where you find out something new once every couple of episodes.

But now it's over. And I am watching them all again because they are all on Netflix.

So, what is it all about? I think there are two aspects of the show. The science fiction and the characters. I watched the show for the science fiction. What is the island? Who is Jacob? What is he protecting? How did they all get there?...

I went into the finale expecting a supernatural storyline. But instead it was focused on the characters and their life journey. They all where brought to the island because they were alone in the world. Someone probably noticed they were gone after the crash, but not enough to be devastated by it. But throughout the last season, they had to have a connection with their fellow castaways before they could remember and move on. Clarie, Kate and Charlie were connected by Clarie going into labor. Sawyer and Juliet were connected by their love. (They are my favorite couple.) Jin and Sun are connected when they see their baby during and ultrasound. They all had someone to live for, and to me that is beautiful.

What I was most afraid of was that what happened on the island would not have actually happened. Jack and Desmond actually had a moment when they explained to each other what they were doing. Desmond was trying to make it all disappear and not be real but Jack says "“There are no shortcuts, no do-overs – what happened, happened. All of this matters.”"

I was totally cheering inside. I didn't want what they went through to be for nothing.

And finally, what I changed my mind about. Anytime someone I liked died, in the back of my head I knew it was okay because they would be back. But when I realized at the end that Charlie and Claire never made it off the island together and Jin never got to meet his daughter, it was heartbreaking. But so much better. Most of the people who died on the island, died sacrificing themselves for the greater good. And to bring them back like that didn't happen would make what they sacrificed for seem less important.

Those are all my thoughts. If you love a good story and good television, watch Lost. Now you won't have to wait six years for answer. There are still some unanswered questions, but for now I am okay with that.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Websites

These are the websites I love right now.



        This is the best cheap entertainment ever. First, you can get disks sent to your house. Second, you can stream tons of stuff to your computer or your Wii or Blu-ray player. Right now, I am watching Lost. Last night I watched The Office when I worked out. A-ma-zing.

        Everyday there is at least one post with tons of tutorials to tons of crafts. If you are a crafty person, visit and try not to find at least 10 things you want to make. 


       The Pioneer Woman created a website for her readers to submit their own recipes. All my dinner recipes for this week have come from this website. 

      Not lds.org, but byu.edu. When I was at BYU, one of my religions professors was creating this website. It links a scripture to any talk to was quoted in at General Conference for the last 60+ years plus anytime it is quoted in the Journal of Discourses. It is an awesome resource for scripture study or for writing talks or lessons. 

     Do you own a vinyl cutting machine? Hopefully you are paying $9.99 for  2 sheets for 12x12 paper. One this website you can get one 12x24 sheet of vinyl for $1.89! And there are tons of colors. I haven't placed an order yet, but next time I need vinyl I will!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I had to practice what preached last night.

As soon as published my post last night, I went upstairs to change and workout.

Chris stopped me and asked if I wanted to go to Rancho Grande and meet his parents and eat some soupapillas.

Two things.

#1 I am not eating sweets for another 6 days.
#2 It was already 7:30 and I knew if I didn't work out then, I wouldn't work out at all.

I told him I had just written a post about being committed and I was working out.

"Can't you do it afterwards?" he asked.

It was so hard to say no. I wanted to say yes, but didn't. Luckily I know that his parents wouldn't be upset at me not coming, because his stepmom is proud that I work out. Instead they asked him why he wasn't working out with me.

So, I practiced what I preached. No matter how hard it was. And I got Chris to go work out with me tonight!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Losing Weight

Since I have started working out, I have learned some things that I think anyone who wants to lose weight need to have/know.

1. You have to be motivated. Losing weight and exercising is 90% mental. I know there are lots of people who say I would do anything to be a size 6, but then just sit on the couch and eat ice cream. Obviously you wouldn't do anything. Because all you to do is work out and eat right.

My motivation came in October of 2008 when I saw a picture of myself. I was horrified. I couldn't believe that I really looked like that. (I would post it, but I am still too embarrassed.) The next day, I started exercising and I lost 17 pounds by Christmas. Something in my head clicked and I knew what I needed to do. That picture is my motivation picture now when I don't really want to workout.

Now I lost some motivation and would do good for a few weeks then "reward" myself with not doing good. But in January of this year I made the decision that there was no reason I couldn't take the time for myself. And since then I have worked out at least 3 times, mostly 5 times, a week.

2. You have to lie, or you have to be really committed. Because the majority of the world will not understand. I plan my workouts at least the day before and know that at 8am, I will be running. When someone calls and asks me to do something at 9am, I know I will not be done running. I can say, "sorry I have plans, but can we meet at 10 instead?" If I were to say, "I have to run first, can we meet later?" That person may try to talk me out of it. If you are like me, it doesn't take much to talk yourself out of running. Sometimes all it takes it someone saying, "you can workout tomorrow" and for me to say "you're right, I can."

I think these lies are justified. You should take time for yourself (MOM). You aren't being selfish. This is your life and your health.

3. You have to give up somethings. I am sure you have heard that it isn't a diet, it is a lifestyle change. And that is the truth. This isn't about giving up ice cream for 3 months and then you are done. You have to change your diet permanently. To me that doesn't mean giving up everything you love, it is about giving up some of it. Instead of having 4 servings of ice cream (which is only 2 cups) three times a week, you have 1 serving of ice cream once every two weeks. (Replace ice cream with your favorite vice: donuts, chips and dip(which was mine), soda, candy bars...) This is hard to accept. But take it one day at a time, don't think to far into the future or you might have a panic attack.

4. The hardest part is the easiest. The hardest part for me is getting into my work out clothes. I know that if I change, then I will have to work out. But it is the easiest task, so I take it one step at a time. I think to myself "I can change clothes right now. That's not too hard." And once I've done that, I'm in.

This is just my two cents. Take it or leave it if you want. I have lost 39 pounds, so I guess I am not completely just making stuff up.