Chris is funny

He locked himself out of the house today.

And he had a key on his key ring.

No matter what he says, it was only for about 7 minutes. Then I got our of the shower and realized why Kali was barking.

I was like "Why did you lock yourself out? Don't you have the key?"

"No." He looks down at his keys and sees it. "Well, I didn't know I had it."

To be fair, earlier I had talked about taking the house key off. But I took the key from somewhere else.

And, he is going to be upset at me for writing this.