The Sleeping Giant

I am waking Chris up right now.

"Chris, I am hungry and I can't eat until you are awake."

"I am getting up."

One minute later: "Chris it is time to get up."

"Stop, I still have a piece left in there."

"What?"

"I still have a piece."

Still trying to wake him up.

"I'm going to pee on you." (He wasn't sleep talking for that one. He was totally awake.) But now he is back asleep.

"Stop trying to take a piece of me." Back asleep.

He's awake. Well, he is at least out of bed. Hope I was able to entertain you this morning.